Taylor Swift to Open Vegetarian Restaurant Chain

Apparently, it’s not enough to have millions, perhaps, billions of dollars in concert and album sales and be arguably, the most famous person in the world.  Now, Taylor Swift wants her own restaurant chain.

And she’s soon going to have it.  Preparing to open in January of next year in seventeen locations to start, will be “Shake It!”, her new chain of vegetarian eateries.  All of the primary locations are in Louisiana and Oklahoma, with more to follow in other states later.

The songstress/entrepreneur introduced us to her head of operations Joe Barron, who have us a bit of insight into the menu, the style, and the operation of the yummy slums.

“Fresh ingredients, first of all.  Everything will be fresh when you walk in under the Sukkah door, which is based on the Jewish construct.  Don’t bump your head on the gourds!”

” The Chefs and cooks will all be drawn from local communes where they’ll live in peace and solidarity.  All of the vegetables are free-range.  We even have chicken shaped patties for the kids.  They’re made from soy and animal droppings, but you get it.”

Swift is said to be contributing over eight million in startup fees to the enterprise.  Let’s hope “Shake It!” turns out a hell of a lot better than Garth Brooks’ bar.